Simpson's Episode Schedule:
Mon-Sat : 6:30PM to 7:30PM
Sunday : 8:00PM
Can life get any better for Homer J. Simpson? He juggles the roles of husband, father, safety inspector
at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, bowler, beer drinker, astronaut, small business owner and dreamer, and makes it all
look easy. But it wasn't always so easy for Homer J. Raised by his father, Abe, who tried to compensate for the absence of
Homer's radical hippie mother, Homer graduated at the bottom of his high school class and managed to earn the distinction
of being the longest-term entry-level employee at the plant. Together with his high school sweetheart, Marge Bouvier, Homer
settled down in Evergreen Terrace, the nicest upper-lower-middle class section of Springfield, to raise his three precious
children. Homer is fond of Duff Beer, donuts, Marge's pork chops and watching the Bee Guy on the Spanish channel. His dislikes
include his boss, Mr. Burns, yard work and his neighbor, Ned Flanders.
Marge Simpson is a happy homemaker and mother of three. Her prides and joys are Bart (her "special little
guy"), Lisa and Maggie. She's also very proud of her husband, Homer, even though he frequently loses his keys and needs her
to find them. Marge also has strong relationships with her sisters, Patty and Selma, and with her father-in-law, Abe Simpson.
But she also has secrets: She has been tempted to stray from her husband by a charming bowler and was nearly seduced into
a life of crime by her one-time neighbor, Ruth Powers. Aside from her duties at home, Marge has flirted briefly with a number
of careers ranging from police officer to anti-violence activist.
Bart Simpson is misunderstood. Wrongly pegged as an underachiever and troublemaker, Bart would like to
remind the world of some of his decent qualities: He looks out for his sister, Lisa; he's befriended outcasts and misfits
like Milhouse Van Houten and Ralph Wiggum; he's injected romance into the life of his teacher, Edna Krabappel; and he brought
down an illegal French winery during his brief semester abroad. So what if he's also befouled the Springfield Community Church
with phony hymns or prank-called Moe's Tavern several times a day for the last few years? It all balances out, right? At age
10, Bart has managed to live out a number of dreams: He has starred in his own short-lived TV series (with his idol, Krusty
the Clown), spotted and named a deadly comet that nearly destroyed his town, and almost snagged the role of Fallout Boy in
the Radioactive Man movie. He couldn't have done any of those things without the help and support of his best friend,
Santa's Little Helper.
Lisa Simpson can't wait for college. She's only 8 and already reads at a 14th grade level, and has written
a number of application-quality essays, one of which won her family a free trip to Washington, D.C. Her favorite activities
include playing her saxophone, attending school and reading Non-Threatening Boys Magazine. A fan of Malibu Stacy, Lisa tried
unsuccessfully to create her own talking doll, Lisa Lionheart. Unfortunately, no one wanted to buy a talking doll that was
as judgmental as Lisa. Lisa wants everyone to know that she is a vegetarian and that if she could have one thing (besides
world peace), it would be a pony.
Maggie Simpson has done a lot in her one year of life. She's learned to spell her own name with an Etch
A Sketch, she's wandered the town of Springfield all by herself, and she's shot Springfield's richest man because he attempted
to steal her lollipop. Eventually, she'd like to learn how to speak and walk without falling down.
Patty Bouvier resents the suggestion that her life is empty and boring. First, she has her sisters Selma
and Marge, but foremost, she has Richard Dean Anderson, aka MacGyver. She passes her days as a clerk at the Springfield Department
of Motor Vehicles, administering eye exams and approving people for driver's licenses. She spends her nights at home, watching
MacGyver and smoking cigarettes. Many, many cigarettes. Patty prides herself on being less desperate than her twin
sister, Selma, who has been married and divorced twice.
Not many people know that Abe Simpson is a highly decorated veteran of the Second World War. Even fewer
people know that he is the inventor of the toilet and the man who made cats and dogs hate one another. No one knows these
things about Abe because no one listens to him. In fact, they usually leave the room when he starts to speak. Father of Homer
Simpson, grandfather of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie, Abe, aka Grampa, lives in the Springfield Retirement Castle where he enjoys
soft foods and company of his friends. Abe was lucky enough to briefly find success in his retirement as a writer for the
award-winning Itchy & Scratchy cartoon series. That career came to an end when he publicly scolded the entire cartoon
industry at an awards show. He has won no awards since then.
The only thing Selma Bouvier hates more than her brother-in-law, Homer Simpson, is being single. She
has been married twice and, as luck would have it, divorced twice as well. First, she married Sideshow Bob shortly after he
served his prison term for framing Krusty the Clown. The marriage ended amicably after Bob tried to blow Selma up during their
honeymoon. Her second marriage was to Troy McClure, whom you might remember from such films as The Greatest Story Ever
Hula-ed and They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall. She married Troy in order to restore his reputation after a scandal
involving underage fish nearly ended the thespian's career. Their marriage ended after Selma and Troy realized they neither
loved nor felt particularly attracted to one another. For now, Selma's most enduring relationship is with Jub Jub, her pet
A young Lisa Simpson cried and cried when her beloved first cat Snowball died. Homer and Marge tried
to fool her by replacing the deceased feline with an identical one (thankfully, it was alive), but Snowball II could never
fill the void left in Lisa's heart. Like most cats, Snowball enjoyed playing with yarn, petting, and coughing up large chunks
of her own fur. While cause of death is unknown, foul play has been strongly ruled out.
Santa's Little Helper may not have been lucky for Homer Simpson at the racetrack one Christmas Eve, but
he sure has turned out to be one fortunate dog. Loved and doted on by his owner, Bart Simpson, Santa's Little Helper enjoys
the sort of life that most dogs can only dream about: He belongs to a tolerant family who let him tear up the furniture and
eat from the table, he enjoyed a brief but fruitful relationship with a lovely greyhound (together they had 25 puppies, all
of whom escaped being killed by Mr. Burns) and he earned a degree from one of Springfield's most prestigious canine academies.
Of course, life hasn't been all milkbones for Santa's Little Helper: His legs were broken by Mr. Burns, he was abandoned by
the Simpson family for Laddie, a better-bred dog Bart bought from a catalog, and he was forced to eat several pounds of fried
bacon when Homer briefly flirted with a career in grease harnessing. Santa's Little Helper enjoys long walks with Bart, burying
things in the backyard and begging for food.
Snowball II is the scrappier, livelier replacement for the Simpson family's first cat (may she rest in
peace). Snowball II has been known to dance upon a ball and perform minor tricks, almost never within the sights of any family
member. She has a comfortably familiar relationship with Santa's Little Helper, the Simpsons' pet greyhound. So comfortable,
in fact, that the two of them have been known to cuddle and pet one another when no one is watching. Like her namesake, Snowball
II enjoys yarn, petting sessions and, as ever, coughing up large chunks of her own fur.
First ever Simpson's Episode:
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Christmas is nearly ruined when Marge has to spend all of the family's gift money to remove Bart's
tattoo. Homer becomes a department store Santa to raise more cash, but bets it all at the dog races on a hot tip from Barney.
Homer and Bart save Christmas by adopting the losing greyhound, Santa's Little Helper.
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