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This stuff is funny!


Billy's' & Dan's
Friends of the WOrld PArt 1
Friends from the Yukon
friends from Arabia
friends from London Hall *if its real!*
Friends from Pakistan
Friends from Iran
Friends from Afghanistan
friends from the Yucatann
Friends from Pennsylvania
Friends from Transylvania
Friends from Ecuador
Friends on MY front door
Friends from Maui
Friends GO KAPOWY!
Friends of the World Part II
Friends from Kawait
Oh I just cant wait!
Friends from Dakar
My friend's a hacker!
Friends from Koror
My friends are a roar!
Friends from Manila
My friend's Godzilla!
Friends from Kirirbati
Friends take a shitati
Friends from Nuu
Friends take a number 2!
Friends from Quitana Roo
Friends take a shitaroo!
Friends from Amapala
Friends take a shitala
Friends from the Kara Sea
They take a HUGE pee!
Friends from Happy Valley Goose Bay
Friends are REALLY gay!

Friends of the World Part III
Friends from New York
It looks like a fork!
Friends from Gifu
My friend's a poo-poo
Friends from Akasaki
It looks like a shitaki!
Friends from Ago
My friends gotta GO!
Friends from Onotsu
Friends take a Pot-sue
Friends from Hidomasaki
A large shitaki!
Friends from Itman
My friend's a hitman
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock Jokes: Annoying or stupid?

Knock, knock

Who's there?


Some who?

Some Freak telling you knock, knock jokes.

Who's There?
Justlook who?
Justlook into a mirror and you'll have the #1
halloween costume of all time!


Who Died the Worst Death?
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven.
However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit
33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the
worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in
turn and asks them about how they died.
First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was
cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one
afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When
I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife
was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't
find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place
I looked was out on the balcony.
I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back
in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he
yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer,
and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors
screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He
landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refirgerator from the
kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and
hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed
him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went
back into the bedroom and shot myself."
St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then,
telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.
Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this
apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning
exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the
sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily,
I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and
holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when
this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and
started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but
he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull
myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my
fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I
landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of
luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous
refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and
crushing me."
St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken
bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.
Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a
I got this From Billy's Site.








Note:  This was not done on purpose (by the pet owner) and the cat is   fine
and back to normal.
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats
and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and
have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur
hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted  or
snarled).   When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats' fur
got all   tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She
was   quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it
was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a
line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her
accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was
returned to her.  (see PHOTOS) She cried for a week...but not as much as
the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it

> Gas in car to go to groomers        $4.50
> Cat car carrier                     $32.99
> Grooming fee                        $80.00
> Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat Priceless!

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